My Art is For Sale

I know that one day I will be a world famous artist up there with the likes of Piccasso, Matisse and Pollock.  Therefore I've decided to put my art up for sale now while I'm still alive.

1.  Three Pears        $ 1,200,000.00

2.  Four Sketches      $    62,348.79

3.  Doodle of a Pear   $   800,000.11

4.  Tree at Sunset     $13,000,000.00

Note: All sales final.  No refunds.  No haggling.